Monk, Season 6

Murderuss:
I am not going to be putting a bomb under somebody's town car. You know me, I'm up close and personal, face-to-face.

Lt. Disher:
Well, not according to this. [produces a CD, which he puts down on the table] Track 4. A little song called "Car Bomb."

[imitates rapping]

Lt. Disher:
"Ch, ch, ch. I put the bomb in your limo, that's what the surprise is / Under your seat, like Oprah giving prizes." Sound familiar?

Murderuss:
Not the way you do it.

Lt. Disher:
Yeah, well, I wasn't really performing it.

Murderuss:
Look, you got to be one of the whitest white boys I've ever met. And I've met Kevin Costner.