Monk, Season 6

[Stottlemeyer and Disher are viewing a blurry surveillance tape of the courthouse lobby]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Randy, they're two blurs. Even for blurs, they're blurry! Can you make it bigger?

Lt. Disher:
Well it's already enhanced.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Well, that could be anybody! That could be Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

Lt. Disher:
But they're both dead.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Ginger Rogers is not dead.

Lt. Disher:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she is dead. I'm sorry. Even if she wasn't. What would Fred and Ginger be doing in the courthouse?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
I'm not saying it is Fred and Ginger, I'm just saying that y-you can't tell who or what they are!

[Disher presses play on the tape]

Lt. Disher:
Look. [uses a marker to circle two blurs passing each other on camera] Right here. See? He comes in. They shake hands. That is definitely Rob Sherman.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[notices the marker in Randy's hand] Is that a permanent marker?

Lt. Disher:
No, it will rub off. [Stottlemeyer attempts to rub the marker off the monitor, with no success]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
I don't think so. [Randy also makes a bad attempt at getting the marker to come off]

Lt. Disher:
Have you seen the new screens? Pretty beautiful. Flat.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
You're worse than Monk. [walks out of the room]