Monk, Season 6

Lt. Disher:
[accidentally knocks over some junk, thinking it's a booby trap] BOOBY TRAP!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Randy! RANDY! It's not a booby trap! It's a spider's web.

Bennie Wentworth:
What's going on? Did you break this [bike]?

Lt. Disher:
Sorry.

Bennie Wentworth:
You break it, you bought it. That's the rule.

Natalie:
It's a junkyard. How do you know if something's broken?

Bennie Wentworth:
I know. I can tell. Look. [picks up bicycle] This wheel is all bent! $40 bucks!

Lt. Disher:
$40 bucks. No way.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[to Bennie] Mr. Wentworth, this is Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger. They're helping us out. I was wondering, could you go over the whole thing again, please?

Bennie Wentworth:
Go over what? The guy was on my property, he tried to rip me off. He got what was coming to him, end of story. [back to Randy] I tell you what. Give me $20 bucks, we'll forget about the whole thing.

Lt. Disher:
I'm not paying for it!

Monk:
What was he doing here? Mr. Wentworth, what do you think he was after?

Bennie Wentworth:
I don't know. Maybe he needed a carburetor. People need carburetors.

Monk:
He was wearing a $2,000 suit. And those are Italian shoes. I think he could afford a carburetor.

Bennie Wentworth:
Maybe he stole the suit. That's possible, isn't it? Maybe he stole the shoes! Maybe he's on a spree.

Monk:
The suit, the shoes, the carburetor. What kind of spree is that?

Bennie Wentworth:
I don't know. An eclectic spree?

Natalie:
Do you have any enemies?

Bennie Wentworth:
None that I can think of, except for this guy the bicycle thief [points at Randy accusingly].

[Benny makes another attempt at reasoning with Randy]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Randy, give him five bucks.

Lt. Disher:
Fine.

[He takes out his wallet and hands Bennie Wentworth five bucks]

Monk:
I wonder what happened to his partner.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
What partner?

Monk:
It's a dirt road out there. Very little dust on his shoes. Somebody must have dropped him off. Maybe they took off when they heard the gunshot.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[to Randy] Secure the road. Tell the crime scene techs to check for tire tracks. [Randy starts to walk away] Randy! Your bike!

[Randy reluctantly picks up the broken bike and carries it with him]