Monk, Season 6

Natalie:
[makes a smoothie with a power drill. She puts lots of random items that one would not normally put into a smoothie into the blender. Then, under the excuse that her blender broke, she uses the power drill to blend together the ingredients. When completed, the result is a very repulsive looking liquid. She takes a sip] Just what I needed.

Lt. Disher:
[notices oil in the liquid] Is that oil?

Natalie:
That is oil. It's uh, it's from the ground so it's organic, and it just... lubricates your organs. [puts down the glass and picks up the drill] Um, I'll just be washing up. I'll be right back. You can have it.

[She leaves. The sound of the shower comes from the bathroom, to cover up the sound of her drilling Monk's handcuffs off]

Natalie:
Quiet! He's still in the kitchen. [takes the uniform out of the bag] It's Mitch's uniform. It's all that I had.

Monk:
Oh no. I can't wear that.

Natalie:
Mr. Monk, he'd want you to.

Monk:
No, it's all dusty.

Natalie:
You were wearing a hobo's trench coat!

Monk:
OK. [He prepares to put on the uniform]

Natalie:
[gives Monk a wad of money] Here. Money.

Monk:
Is this all you had?

Natalie:
It's a week's paycheck! I was supposed to get a 5% increase in January...

Monk:
Okay, okay, okay. We'll talk about that later. [Natalie hands Monk several wads of Kleenex]

Natalie:
Here's some Kleenex. They're anti-viral. It's a sick world out there.

Monk:
Natalie, thank you.