Monk, Season 6

[Monk is cleaning up the car wash for the night after the other workers leave him; Natalie arrives]

Monk:
[trying to hide his face] Hola, senorita.

Natalie:
Mr. Monk, I know it's you. [she takes out a wipe and runs toward him]

Monk:
What's with the wipe? Why do I need a wipe...?

[she hugs him and smothers his cheeks with kisses, then wipes them down]

Natalie:
Oh, God! Why didn't you tell me?

Monk:
To protect you. We thought Rollins might be watching you.

Natalie:
Oh, that's ridiculous! Why would Rollins...? [Rollins suddenly appears from behind Natalie]

Sheriff John Rollins:
Adrian, don't move a muscle! Show me your hands! You too, Ms. Teeger. Oh, you are knee-deep in it now, buddy.

Natalie:
You're the one who's in trouble! We know all about how you framed Mr. Monk and switched the gun barrels! [Monk tries to shush her] If anybody is going to prison, it is you!

Monk:
[dryly] Thanks for stopping by, Natalie.

Sheriff John Rollins:
Let me tell you about the real world, Natalie: it's never about what happened. It's always, "can you prove what happened?" [to Monk] All right, Adrian, we've done this before. On the ground, face down.

[Monk starts to lie down, then yells and kicks an oil drum at Rollins. It rolls very very slowly, before coming to a stop a few inches short of Rollins's feet]

Sheriff John Rollins:
What was that?

Monk:
It was, uh... supposed to... supposed to go faster.

[He shuts off the power and then he and Natalie run]