Army Wives, Season 3

General Ludwig:
Well, Lenny should be here any minute.

Claudia Joy:
We're delighted your wife could join us.

Michael:
Absolutely.

Ludwig:
After my wife died I was sure I'd never get married again. I mean, who'd want to marry an old warhorse?

Denise:
You suffered a service, General.

Ludwig:
Then along came Lenny. Vibrant, beautiful. She understands what Army life is about.

Claudia Joy:
How'd you meet her?

Ludwig:
Six months ago in DC at a fundraiser. She loves helping other people.

Claudia Joy:
She sounds wonderful

Ludwig:
I think you're gonna like her. There she is. [calls out] Honey, over here!

[Camera shot reveals Lenore walking towards them]

Denise & Claudia Joy:
[in shock] Lenore???

Lenore:
Hello, dears. Small world, isn't it?

[Denise and Claudia Joy are speechless]

[Pamela, Roland Roxy are watching from a distance]

Roxy:
Lenore Baker??? Tell me I'm dreaming.

Pamela:
Yeah. You're havin' a nightmare! What is she doing here?

Roland:
Well, from the looks of it, she is General Ludwig's new wife.

Pamela:
[in disbelief] How did she get her hooks in a four-star??

Roxy:
Oh, she must be a dynamo in the sack.

Roland:
[makes a face] Oooo.

Roxy:
What, come on, what else could it be?

Roland:
Aw come on now, let's be fair. Lenore was a very supportive wife to General Baker.

Pamela:
Let's not be fair. She's a heartbeat-wannabe muzzled.

Roxy:
Yeah, and don't forget, she accused Claudia Joy of murder.

Pamela:
And spread a rumor that Michael was a racist.

Roxy:
And she didn't have very nice things to say about us either.

Pamela:
Yeah.

Roland:
I'm not saying the woman's perfect.

[Pamela glares at him]