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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 3

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Narrator Ted Husing describes animal catcher Ross Allen's current task.]

Ted Husing:
Well, this is a different assignment, and a true depiction of actually filling an order he recently received.

Joel [as Ted Husing]:
Kill Colonel Kurtz!

Ted Husing:
It read: "Want immediately one live bobcat, two cub black bears, and three six-foot diamondback rattlers."

Crow [as Groucho Marx]:
And two hard-boiled eggs.

Servo [as Harpo Marx]:
Honk!

Crow [as Groucho Marx]:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs. [N]

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