Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 3

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Max and the Master set off for adventure in Max's custom-painted van.]

Max:
Now for the fun part...riding with a ninja.

Servo:
We'll be the judge of that.

Crow [as TV announcer]:
Chevy Van: A Quinn Martin production.

Max:
We're being followed!

Servo [as the Master]:
Of course we are! We're in an action-packed, made-for-tv movie!

[The van makes a sharp left.]

Crow [as the Master]:
Quick! Take a turn here on Steven J. Cannell Boulevard!

Max:
Don't tell me why they're following us. I like surprises.

Crow:
Well, here's a surprise...you're already cancelled! [N]

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