Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

[On the SOL bridge, Crow takes "What a Pleasant Journey" (aka "The Train Song") in a different direction.]

Crow T. Robot:
[singing] The 5:15 from Duluth, Oh my! It just derailed! The toxic waste is spillin', The conductor's been impaled. A benzene cloud has risen And the whole town's startin' to cough.

The 5:
15 from Duluth,

Oh my! It just derailed!

The toxic waste is spillin',

The conductor's been impaled.

A benzene cloud has risen

And the whole town's startin' to cough.

Joel, Servo:
[to the beat] [cough, cough] … [cough, cough]

Crow:
[singing] Within a matter of day-eeez, All of our skin will fall off.

Within a matter of day-eeez,

All of our skin will fall off.