Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

[Shot of slovenly girl.]

Narrator:
Look at that hair!

Crow:
[defensively] I like her hair!

Narrator:
And that blouse!

Crow:
[lasciviously] I'm looking, I'm looking!

...

[Shot of young man looking disgusted by slovenly girl's appearance.]

Narrator:
Sorry, Miss! We're trying to a film about proper appearance, and, well, you're not exactly the kind to make this guy behave like a human being!

Joel:
[bitterly] You know, make him want to grope you and paw at you!

. . .

[The slovenly girl is now immaculately dressed and groomed. The camera starts at her head and slowly pans down.]

Narrator:
Look at that hair... that skin... that mouth...

Servo [as Narrator]:
Those... n-nose.

. . .

Crow:
We simply took your libido and starched and pressed it!

[formerly slovenly girl walks off, quickly followed by young man]

Crow [as young man]:
Hey, I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everybody else!