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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[In search of a replacement body for Jan's head, Dr. Bill Cortner examines cardboard cutouts of buxom strippers at a club.]

Mike [as Cortner]:
Well, she can't have a cardboard body. I've ruled that out.

Crow [as Cortner]:
[pervertedly] Saaay, this could actually be an upgrade...

Servo [as Cortner]:
Well, it's nice and all, but I want something sleazy.

[Inside the strip club (which looks suspiciously like a greasy spoon), a dancer slithers to a porny saxophone tune.]

Mike:
If Jack Ruby owned a Denny's.

. . .

Servo [as Maître d']:
Welcome to the Diane Arbus Cafe.

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