Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

[The short is ending.]

Narrator:
How would you answer this question for Liz and Andrew? Peggy and Joey?

Servo:
Bob and Carol? Ted and Alice?

Narrator:
How can you tell? Is this love?

Crow:
You have ten minutes to answer the question starting now.

[Servo imitates a clock ticking.]

Mike:
And, now stay tuned for the Clarance Thomas-Anita Hill hearing.

Crow:
No animals were hurt during the filming of this movie.

[A list of related film titles scrolls on the screen.]

Servo:
"How Much Affection?"

Crow:
"When Should I Marry?"

[Mike and the bots continue with fake titles.]

Mike:
"Know Your Ointments"

Servo:
"What's That Down There?"

Crow:
"When He Wants It Rough"

Mike:
"Procreation, Not Recreation"

Servo:
"Oh No, Pleasure!"

Crow:
"McClintock!"