Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

Patrolman:
So, if the next car I stop happens to be yours...

Mike [as patrolman]:
Save a place for me at your dinner table!

Patrolman:
...DON'T tell me that you were speeding a little, only BREAKING the law a little...

Tom:
...uh-oh...

Patrolman:
...only doing something a little bit wrong, save THAT for somebody else, brother!

Crow:
OH, MY GOD, HE'S SNAPPED!

Patrolman:
Because I've seen too many "litte bit" follies...

Tom:
He's a bad cop on the loose!

Patrolman:
...and they end up a little bit DEAD!

Mike:
Now I'm gonna grab me a little bit of lunch!

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