Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

[The narrator introduces fashion models posing next to the Dream Cars Of Tomorrow. Each car is shown between shots of fireworks.]

Servo [as Announcer]:
With Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows...

Crow:
Bonnie and Clyde's death car!

. . .

Servo [as Announcer]:
With Art Carney and Joyce Randolph...

Crow:
Fonzie's death car.

Mike [as Fonzie]:
Ay.

. . .

Mike [as Narrator]:
Pregnant woman and schnauzer optional.

Crow:
Entire production supervised by Jackie Gleason.

. . .

Servo:
The "Closed Three Plants" car.

Mike:
Executive producer, Jack Philbin.

Crow:
The Schick electric razor car!

. . .

Narrator:
Costume by Emilio of Capri!

Mike [as Narrator]:
Unfettered avarice by Madison Avenue!

Servo [as Announcer]:
...in The Honeymooners!

[A broad-grilled car is shown next.]

Crow [as the cars "expression"]:
GRRR! RRRRrrrR!

. . .

Mike [as Narrator]:
Clown suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood.