Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 5

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[The Dancing Woman and the Mystery Man drive away on the Highway of Tomorrow. Throughout the ride, the gang makes noises like "The Jetsons".]

Mike [as Mystery Man]:
Look. Dead raccoon of tomorrow.

[The music becomes very etherial and dreamlike.]

Woman:
[singing] Tomorrow... tomorrow...

Servo:
[singing, a la Elmer Fudd] With my sword and magic helmet...

. . .

Mike [as Mystery Man]:
That's where President Barbi Benton lives with Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock.

. . .

Crow:
Automatic freeway. You build it.

. . .

Mike:
Someone invent rock and roll, please!

. . .

Servo:
Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central South America.

. . .

Crow:
Ah, there's probably some giant kid standing off, holding a control.

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