NCIS, Season 4

McGee:
Ziva thinks that all men are liars.

Tony:
Really? Ha, so if I were to lie to you, you would be able to tell?

Ziva:
[laughs] Particularly you.

Tony:
[grins] You think?

McGee:
Wouldn't go there, Tony.

Tony:
Oh, watch and weep. True or false: I had eggs for breakfast this morning.

Ziva:
True.

Tony:
Lucky guess. Last night, I had a date with a very beautiful woman.

Ziva:
False.

Tony:
She's good. My first car was a shiny new red Corvette.

Ziva:
False. Strike three. I win.

Tony:
[looks bothered] How did -- how did you do that?

Ziva:
When you said you had a red Corvette, you looked down and to the left. A tell-tale sign when people lie.

Tony:
And the date?

Ziva:
Tony, if you had gone out with a beautiful woman last night, you would have talked about it all day.

Tony:
I would?

McGee:
Oh yeah.

Tony:
Okay, but how could you possibly know that I had eggs for breakfast this morning?

Gibbs:
Gear up! Got a message from a dead guy.

Tony:
Ready to roll, boss!

Gibbs:
[walks past as the team grabs their stuff] DiNozzo?

Tony:
Yeah, boss?

Gibbs:
You got egg on your shirt.

Ziva:
Not just your shirt...