NCIS, Season 4

[Gibbs is leaving the crime scene and passes by McGee]

Gibbs:
What happened to you?

McGee:
Creative differences with my co-workers Boss.

Gibbs:
Lot of that going around these days.

[...]

Tony:
[glares at McGee] Bag and tag the ashes Probie. We'll pick you up after we coordinate with the MPs.

[Tony and Ziva leave]

Palmer:
Doctor, I'm going to be laying the bag out here and the burrito over here.

McGee:
Palmer, I need a favor.

Palmer:
You want a ride back with us.

McGee:
How'd you know?

Palmer:
I read your book. And for your information, I never had sexual relations with a corpse!

McGee:
That character was not based on you.

Palmer:
His name was Pimmy Jalmer, McGee!

McGee:
Well, he's French Polynesian.