NCIS, Season 4

Ziva:
Did you hear that, Tony? McGee just said he's not secretive!

Tony:
Hm, let's see. Wrote a novel.

Ziva:
Didn't tell us.

Tony:
Got it published.

Ziva:
Didn't tell us.

Tony:
Made substantial amounts of money from said novel.

Ziva:
Didn't tell us.

Tony:
Anything else?

Ziva:
Bought a Porsche.

Tony:
Didn't tell us. Can you see how people might begin to see a pattern of secretive behavior emerging here, Probie?

McGee:
Okay look, I might have been hiding stuff, but it wasn't secretive, it was just...

Ziva:
Deceptive.

Tony:
Sneaky.

McGee:
Self-preservation. If I told you guys I was writing a novel, you would have laughed at me.

Tony:
True.

Ziva:
True.