NCIS, Season 4

McGee:
She definitely seemed Un-Abby.

Ziva:
Who?

Tony:
Abby.

Ziva:
Abby's unhappy?

Tony:
No. Abby's Un-Abby. I need you to focus here, okay? Pitch in. I'll talk to her when I can.

McGee:
Why you?

Tony:
Because dealing with an angry woman requires a great deal of sensitivity. Clearly not an area of expertise for you.

McGee:
Well, I don't doubt that you have more experience with angry women.

Tony:
See? That wasn't very sensitive, was it?

Ziva:
The man has one serious relationship and all of the sudden, he's an expert.

Tony:
All right, there is one clear-cut, undeniable reason why I should be the one to talk to Abby: she owes me a dollar.