NCIS, Season 4

Paula Cassidy:
I'm not convinced that it wasn't this guy. I mean, how do we know Ducky didn't make a mistake?

Ziva:
Tony.

Tony:
Because Ducky doesn't make mistakes, Paula.

Ziva:
Which means that what you saw yesterday was, by definition, mistaken.

Paula Cassidy:
Look, even if he did die the day before, it doesn't mean he wasn't involved. Right? Tony?

Tony:
She does have a valid point, Ziva.

Paula Cassidy:
We don't even know what his cause of death is. For all we know he could've committed suicide!

Ziva:
A suicide bomber who commits suicide before his bombing? I mean that doesn't make any sense!

Tony:
No! It doesn't! But it does raise an interesting point. Imagine, if you will, ladies. An assisted suicide of a suicide bomber who suicided before his suicide bombing. It's kinda like how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo--

Gibbs:
[Head-slaps Tony] DiNozzo, what the hell is wrong with you?

Tony:
I am just trying to lighten the mood of the room a little bit, boss.

Gibbs:
I got a better way: Leave. And take her with you.

Ziva:
That works for me.

Paula:
Works for me, too, David.

Ziva:
Da-veed!