NCIS, Season 4

Ziva:
Was no secret he was writing about us.

Tony:
Oh, come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Lisa and her broken heart?

Ziva:
And the memento she keeps from a relationship that never had a chance to happen?

Tony:
Yeah. Where's he gettin' that? Or the scene between Lisa and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets?

Ziva:
When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis?

Tony:
Yeah, I mean, the hidden struggle between who he is and what he's becoming? I don't even know what that is.

Ziva:
Yeah, totally unrealistic.

Tony:
Would never happen.

[awkward silence]