NCIS, Season 6

Tony:
[talking on the webcam to McGee, he puts on a pirate-ish Irish accent] Ah, life in the ocean blue, me hearties. If the scurvy don't get you, the pox will. And tell me this, me little McShipmate, how is that scurrilous, blackhearted, pirate king of ours, Captain One-Shot Gibbs?

Gibbs:
[walking on-sceen, but Tony can see him.] I'm just fine, DiNozzo.

Tony:
[startled] Oh! Um... ah. [headslaps himself] There you go, boss. Welcome aboard.

Gibbs:
Got work to do.

Tony:
I'm on it, boss. What am I on, McGee?

McGee:
Are you alone?

Tony:
Oh, yeah! Just me and 5000 of my closest friends. I AM NEVER ALONE! [looks over shoulder, then whispers] I really need to come home, boss.

Gibbs:
Working on it.