NCIS, Season 6

McGee:
Hey. You looking for me, Tony?

[McGee walks into Abby's lab and is confronted by Abby, Ziva and Tony.]

Abby:
No, I am. Do you think I'm an idiot?

McGee:
No.

Abby:
What, you thought I wouldn't figure it out?

McGee:
What is she talking about?

Ziva:
The cupcake.

Abby:
You stole it from my refrigerator. I have forensic evidence. Your big fat finger print.

McGee:
Oh, come on, you think I'm that stupid? Look, if I was going to steal your precious cupcake I would not leave a fingerprint on your refrigerator.

Abby:
You didn't. You used latex gloves. Brand new box, McGee. Only prints, mine and yours.

McGee:
You said you were going gluten-free.

Abby:
Where is it, McGee?

McGee:
I was saving you from yourself, Abby.

Abby:
Where did you save it, McGee?

McGee:
Okay, I ate it. It was late, I hadn't eaten since lunch, the machine in the break room was empty and it looked so good.

Tony:
[hugs McGee] What were you thinking, McGee? She's a world-class forensic scientist. [dope-slaps him]

Abby:
Thank you Tony.

Ziva:
I bought the cupcake for Abby. [dope-slaps him]

Abby:
So, how was it?

McGee:
It was life-changing.

Abby:
Book 'em, Danno!