NCIS, Season 6

[Tony and Tara inside the elevator]

Tony:
For some reason you can see right through my disguise.

Tara:
How bad's the dry spell?

Tony:
Saharan.

Tara:
Never been a problem before?

Tony:
You kidding me? Not since Lisa Mullen taught me to play doctor in the second grade.

Tara:
What's changed?

Tony:
Real doctor, real love, real bad breakup.

Tara:
Messed you up pretty bad, huh?

Tony:
Kicked off a slump with women that's unprecedented in my adult life. I've tried everything. I mean, I'm dating constantly, but I can't seem to get it right. I'm not closing the deal, you know? Like there's a saboteur in my head. I'm making every rookie mistake. I'm talking about myself too much at dinner. I mean, I'm talking about my ex, I'm talking about my feelings, I...I scare 'em off.

Tara:
Crying.

Tony:
Ha! DiNozzo men don't cry.

Tony:
Let's skip to the last step.

Tara:
That's easy. Pick the right woman. [At that very moment Tara flips the switch to open the elevator doors and to reveal Ziva behind them]