NCIS, Season 11

[Gibbs brings Fornell and Diane's daughter Emily into the squad room. Fornell is sitting at Gibbs' desk watching Diane confront Emily.]

Diane:
[furiously] Emily, do you have any idea what kind of trouble you are in, missy?!!

Emily:
Me??? You're the one who's ruining your life!

Diane:
I beg your pardon?

Emily:
[sarcastically] Uh, www [dot] youanddadsucktogether [dot] com? Or are you too desperate at this point to care?

Fornell:
[aside to Gibbs] Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, huh.

Diane:
How dare you talk to me like that!

Emily:
You and Dad speak to each other? All you guys do is fight!

Diane:
We do not fight! We are just very loud!!

[...]

[Abby walks to Gibbs' desk excitedly, unaware of Fornell's presence]

Abby:
I cracked the suspect's cellphone. There are boatloads of juicy texts on there from him to Fornell's ex-wife.

[Fornell looks at an embarrassed Diane]

Abby:
I mean, this stuff is kinkier than fifty shades of gray. You have got to come see this-- [catches sight of Fornell, Diane and Emily] Fornell, ex-wife, daughter. Oops.

[Fornell runs towards Abby's lab]

Diane:
[runs after Fornell] You get back here or I will smash every computer in that lab!!

Abby:
[runs after Fornell and Diane] Don't you touch my babies!!!

Emily:
[walks up to Gibbs at his desk] Can I apply for asylum?

[In Abby's lab. Tony is sitting at Abby's computer, not knowing that Fornell and Diane are behind him.]

Tony:
[grins] Heh. Abs, I hope you told Gibbs to come alone 'cause Fornell's head would explode if he saw these texts.

Fornell:
Better get a mop. [Tony's smile fades]

Diane:
Tony, if you value your life you'll turn off that computer right now!

Fornell:
Touch that CPU and I touch you!

Tony:
Can't hear you. I have a sinus infection. I have to go get my netty pot. [flees the scene]