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NCIS: Los Angeles, Season 1

NCIS:Los Angeles is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2009. The series airs in the 9:00 p.m. timeslot following NCIS which airs at 8pm on Tuesdays. On January 14, 2010 the show was renewed for a… more »

Callen:
What are we, if anyone asks?

Sam:
Uhh, city inspectors?

Callen:
No, no one talks to city inspectors.

Sam:
Okay, you're a realtor, and I'm your client. You're showing me an apartment.

Callen:
Do I look like a realtor?

Sam:
Okay, I'm a realtor, and you're the guy looking for an apartment. Can we go?

Callen:
Would I live in a place like this? I don't even know if I can afford a place like this.

Sam:
That's why I'm showing you, to see if you'd wanna live in a place like this.

Callen:
Does it have a Jacuzzi?

Sam:
If it has, I'm going to drown you in it.

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