NCIS: Los Angeles, Season 1

Callen:
You really have a GSA class six safe in your den?

Sam:
Told you, I have to keep my valuables safe.

Callen:
What valuables?

Sam:
(laughs) I have a mint condition Patrick Ewing rookie card, a football signed by the 1986 New York Giants and the entire run of the Silver Surfer comic book series. Plus, a couple of tickets for the Lakers-Nicks tomorrow night. And they're both spoken for.

Callen:
What else?

Sam:
What do you mean, what else? Why does there have to be a what else?

Callen:
Because that was way too easy. (Sam laughs) And because that is your 'I'm hiding something' laugh.

Sam:
There is nothing else.

Callen:
There is definitely something else.

Sam:
(pulling up in front of a suspect's house) We're here.

Callen:
That can't be it.

Sam:
Conversation's over.

Callen:
Is this a Navy Seals thing?

Sam:
I'll show you a Navy Seals thing. (They get out of the car)

Callen:
I'm waiting.

Sam:
I have a Michael Jackson glove, from the Bad tour in '87. He threw it out in the front row of the Madison Square Garden show.

Callen:
One of those white gloves?

Sam:
He was the King of Pop, G.

Callen:
Yeah. With the sequins?

Sam:
The King of Pop.

Callen:
Why was it just one glove and not two?

Sam:
If you have to ask, you just don't get it.