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New Girl, Season 1

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Jess:
I just want to have a mature conversation.

Nick:
How can we have a mature conversation when you can't even say the word "penis"?

Jess:
I can say the word "pen..."

Nick:
Say it.

Jess:
I... "Peernyas."

Nick:
What?

Jess:
"Peernis."

Nick:
You said "peernis."

Jess:
[singing] Penis.

Nick:
Not singing.

Jess:
[in a deep voice] Penis.

Nick:
Not like a ghoul.

Jess:
[chuckling] I... I can say it! Pianist.

Nick:
No, you said "pianist."

Jess:
Enispay!

Nick:
Not pig Latin.

Jess:
"Peernis."

Nick:
Okay, not in Swedish.

Jess:
"Pemo."

Nick:
Not in fake Italian.

Jess:
[shrieking] Penis!

Winston:
Shut up!

Nick:
Say it with me... "pe...

Jess:
Pe...

Nick:
... nis."

Jess:
... neers.

Nick:
Yeah, I'm the one that's immature.

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