New Girl, Season 1

Cece:
I'm trying to help you.

Jess:
No. I don't need your help. You don't know... Nick and I are friends. You don't know, 'cause you don't have guy friends at all. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry... DJ Diabeat It.

Cece:
He has diabetes.

Jess:
Oh, he does? Boo-hoo. I'm sorry. Is it really bad? I feel really bad.

Cece:
He's fine. He takes medication.

Jess:
Why do you just come in and you take over? It's like you're playing mind games with people.

Cece:
Don't put this on me, Jess. Okay, I'm trying to help you. You never make a move...

Jess:
Well, I don't need your help. I like moving slow. I like being weird and taking my time. I'm not like you. I don't just jump in the potato sack with the first potato that I meet with diabetes.

Cece:
Okay, what did you just say?

Jess:
You heard me, bitch.