New Girl, Season 1

Schmidt:
You look awesome.

Cece:
It's a before and after for a Bolivian diet pill.

Schmidt:
El Glatrax? Yeah, I've taken that.

Before girl:
I'm "before."

Schmidt:
Su-sure, you are, look at that.

Cece:
So you said you wanted to see me for something?

Schmidt:
Yes, I brought you a gift. I hope you appreciate that I have kept eye contact with you this whole time and made no reference to the fact that you are basically naked.

Cece:
Very proud of you, Schmidt.

Kyle:
Hey, hey. [tongue-kissing Cece]

Schmidt:
Oh, lot of tongue.

Kyle:
Done with her hair?

Schmidt:
With her...? No, I'm not the hair guy, man.

Cece:
Oh, no, no, no, this is my very good friend Schmidt, and he just came by to bring me a gift, so... It's perfume. Why does it say "Cecilia Number 5″?

Schmidt:
Actually, it says that because... you know, I ma... I made it specifically for you. Yeah, I found this place on 3rd Street where you can design your own perfume. Base notes of cocoa because of your brown, uh... ness. Sea salt, because it kind of sounds like Cece. Uh, and sandalwood... Sandalwood... always up to no good.