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New Girl, Season 1

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Jess:
[After she and Julia walk out of the courtroom] Hey! I have something to say to you, man.

Julia:
What?

Jess:
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. That's just weird, and it freaks me out. And I'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.

Julia:
Okay.

Jess:
And I know you like Nick, and I'm not trying to interfere, but you should just talk to him about it.

Julia:
Are you done?

Jess:
I am almost done. I'm about to go and pay this $800 fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch.

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