New Girl, Season 1

Jess:
[on her new hutch] Can you believe I found this on the street? Who would want to throw this away?

Schmidt:
A blind man who suddenly recovered his sight? Get rid of it, Jess-pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Jess:
I pay rent, so I think that gives me the right to add a few things.

Schmidt:
Jess... [chuckles] you're wrong. Okay? My answer's no.

Jess:
Well, my answer is yes. I'm keeping the hutch.

Schmidt:
I had a bad night. I'm really, I'm just asking you, please d-don't push me. 'Cause then I'll have to reinstate my ban on high-waisted shorts.

Jess:
You would not dare.

Schmidt:
Try me.

Jess:
That was the worst four weeks of my life.