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New Girl, Season 1

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Jess:
I know having your teacher dating your dad is weird, um, but I just want you to know that, um, you can ask me anything.

Sarah:
Really?

Jess:
Yeah, anything.

Sarah:
Are you in love with my dad?

Jess:
Hmm... Oh...

Sarah:
Do you and my dad ever dry-lump?

Jess:
G... Uh...

Sarah:
Is sexting cool?

Jess:
What? No, it's not cool.

Sarah:
Have you done a 99?

Jess:
I think that's a tax form.

Sarah:
Have you ever given anyone plow chops?

Jess:
I don't know.

Sarah:
How do you make love to a person animal-style?

Jess:
Do you wanna learn how to play bridge?

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