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New Girl, Season 2

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Jess:
Andy and I have been sending each other some pretty dirty texts.

Cece:
Come to the professor. Let me see.

Jess:
He says, "Can't stop thinking about what you're gonna wear tonight." How do I respond?

Cece:
With a simple... "Or not wear."

Jess:
Okay.

Cece:
Okay?

Jess:
"Or not wear because sex happens naked." Send.

Cece:
Okay, let me help you with that. "Just kidding. Get ready for a night you will never forget." Okay?

Jess:
"Because once you see my body, you will go brain-dead and have memory loss." Send. Oh, no! Autocorrect changed "body" to "meat bar."

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