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New Girl, Season 2

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Jess:
I need your help. I don't know what to do. I'm terrible at casual sex. I left him in there with crayons and paper, like he's a kid in a restaurant, and I told him I had to check my fantasy football.

Nick:
You don't even know what that is.

Jess:
No, sir, I do not know what that is. I panicked. Help me.

Nick:
Look, you can't separate your feelings from sex? So what? You're a girl.

Jess:
I deserve to have a shorty on the side.

Nick:
Okay, a shorty is not... That's the wrong use of "shorty."

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