New Girl, Season 2

[Jess enlist Nick and Cece to help her get her divorced parents back together to Nick and Cece]

Nick:
I'm not doing a parent trap.

Jess:
Nick, they got married too young, they got divorced too young. I think this could really make them happy. They need us. Here's the plan: we're gonna make my mom look so hot that my dad can't resist her.

Nick:
Your parent trap-there's no identical twins or mistaken identity. Not a parent trap, it's a makeover.

Jess:
The only thing you have to do is distract my dad.

Nick:
A parent trap takes weeks of scheduling. I feel like you're just throwing this together. This is a makeshift parent trap; they don't work.

Jess:
Why do you have to ruin everything, Nick?

Nick:
I don't know, I've got something bad inside of me. I ruin things. [small pause] Let's do this parent trap.