Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 4

Sean:
Um, I wish "Sussudio" was Phil Collins' dying words.

. . .

Keith:
I think it's of some reference to masturbation. Seriously, there's a bit...

Mark:
What, cause he did that (imitates Phil Collins playing air slap bass) in the middle? What a show off.

Keith:
Goes like that in the middle and then goes to the microphone, doesn't he?

Sean:
You do that when you're wanking?

Keith:
Sometimes.

Sean:
(imitating Keith) Pass the microphone. What are you on about?

Mark:
Keith, I think all of us, apart from maybe Tom grew up as kids watching you on television, don't want to know about you masturbating. There are only so many mental pictures I can file away, and that ain't gonna be one of them.

Phil:
No wonder you were so perky on "Saturday Superstore"!

Keith:
You couldn't get me off.

Phill:
"Cheggers GOES Pop"! Let's leave and come back! We turned up in the studio, there was some load of old wank about pirates, and then Cheggers started talking about walloping, it was a nightmare! What a nightmare night out!

Sean:
You call it "walloping"?

Phill:
I call it "walloping", yeah!

Tom:
Have you never heard of "bashing the bishop"?

Sean:
Yes...

Tom:
Walloping.

Sean:
Not in front of Neil, his dad is a bishop!

Neil:
I bashed him furiously!