Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 4

Phill:
Is it my mum's radio?

Keith:
Oi, oi! I didn't butt in when you were doing yours! (some audience members go "Ooooh!")

Phill:
Cheggers Plays Tough!

Mark:
I've never seen you this aggressive! What's happened to you tonight?

Keith:
I just love game shows, I can't tell you! I get so involved.

Phill:
There's no prizes, Keith!

Keith:
I know, but it's the pleasure of being on.

Phill:
On the way in, he saw an Austin Montego in the car park and he went (as Keith) "That could be it! That could be it! I could be walking away with it at the end of the night!"

Keith:
And then I found out it was yours! Anyway... (audience start oooh-ing again and applauding) Oh no, I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! I apologise!

Sean:
Welcome to Cheggers Has A Pop!

Mark:
I don't think he's gonna get it, in a minute Sean's going to have to explain the... (makes the hissing noise Sean made) ...noise he's been making for quite some time.

Sean:
Sure, no problem.

Mark:
I'm gonna pass it over. (to Phill) Do you know what it is?

Phill:
It is "Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oh-ars-is.

Mark:
It is "Cigarettes & Alcohol" by Oasis, let's hear that...