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Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 5

Never Mind the Buzzcocks is a BBC comedy quiz show based around the music industry. The show was hosted by Mark Lamarr, but was replaced by Simon Amstell and is now hosted by a new guest host each week. Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding are regular pa… more »

Mark:
Smokey Robinson started a trend amongst pop stars when he named his daughter Tamla after his record company. Courtney Love's father calls her Rough Trade, while George Michael's dad now calls him Strange Fruit.

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Mark:
Attractions bass player Bruce Thomas cut himself while demonstrating the safest way to smash a bottle in a fight. Kurt Cobain suffered a similar mishap while demonstrating the safest way to blow your head off with a gun.

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Frank:
Was Kurt Cobain's dad on Stiff Records? (long period of laughter from the audience and Mark. A female audience member laughs hysterically.) That's a seagull trapped in the skylight!

Mark:
Turn the extractor fan off, let it out will you? (the audience member laughs even harder.) She's having a lovely time.

Frank:
I don't know, she might be having a bloody heart attack and we're ignoring it, or an asthma attack...

Mark:
I guess she's having a stroke every now and again.

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