Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 9

Never Mind the Buzzcocks is a BBC comedy quiz show based around the music industry. The show was hosted by Mark Lamarr, but was replaced by Simon Amstell and is now hosted by a new guest host each week. Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding are regular pa… more »

Mark:
Okay, Sean's team you need six to win, your time starts now. "I believe in miracles..."

Sean:
Hence David's on the show!

Mark:
"Where you from, you sexy thing", Hot Chocolate. "You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand...

Sean:
Salt and vinegar?

David:
"You don't have to stay forever, I will understand." Number five for Guys n' Dolls in 1975.

Mark:
Yep. "And the only way to get rid of this great big onion..."

Sean:
Sorry, we're closed half-day Tuesday.

Mark:
It's unbelievably The Onion Song by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell. The next line - "is to plant love seeds until it dies." "Mirror mirror mon amour..."

David:
"Mirror mirror mon amour, send me what I'm waiting for..."

Mark:
That's right, yeah. Dollar. "I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop..."

David:
Is it Elvis Presley... boy lives down the... chip shop... and he thinks he's Elvis Presley...

Sean:
Have you just had a stroke? 'Cos that's "There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis" (Time up!)

Mark:
It was actually "and when I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop" from Jilted John by Jilted John. Do you know what? It comes as a great shock to me that you haven't won!

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