Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 9

Phill:
There's a bit at the end that kind of disturbed me a little - yeah. Licking his finger going up to her armpit, does he have, like, got deodorant saliva? And he's offering her...

Mike:
She shaved everything but one hair and it's driving him mad. "You got one..." *poink* you know... that's the noise it sounds when you pull one hair out... "poink."

Sean:
"Poink"?

Mark:
"Poink"'s probably right yeah... onomatopoeically.

Fairbrass:
Onomatopoeically, hello?

Phill:
Was he just turned on by a big word then? Never do Countdown, never ever... (as Fairbrass) Oooh, oh conundrum, hello!

Fairbrass:
I do not speak like that!

Phill:
You just did!

Fairbrass:
(laughing) I do not! I do not!

Phill:
Let's have a look then at the Billy Bragg thing. (a still from Sexuality by Billy Bragg is shown - Billy is seen holding a sign saying "Uality" next to a road sign saying "Essex") He's at the side of the A13 if we can have a look at that...

Kiki:
You think he actually got to "Uality" in the end?

Sean:
Richard's just gone "what's 'ualty'?" We're gonna win tonight(!)

Fairbrass:
I thought maybe it was a town!

Sean:
That you got banned from!