Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 21

Bill:
(to Matt) Have you ever made any unreasonable demands?

Matt:
We used to have a massive rider, it was huge, and then we got a bill for it. So yeah, uh, subsequent riders were kinda like... just...

Bill:
Tone it down a bit?

Myleene:
Tap water...

Matt:
Yeah, like non-branded lagers, four only... and, like... fruit...

Bill:
(laughs) "Fruit"? That's not a rider, that's not very rock-and-roll! A rider's supposed to be like, you're supposed to go mental, have a swan carved out of ice, with baked beans on it and a Nissan Micra and a lifetime subscription to the Times Literary Supplement, not fruit!