Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 23

Dermot:
Check this out, Aston fans! When he came on X Factor last year with J-to-the-L-to-the-S...

Phill:
Was a panda!

Dermot:
Check this out, you've turned a little bling! Aston and Marvin, who's the tall good-looking one... (audience laughter)

Aston:
What, me?

Dermot:
No, you and Marv. (some audience members go "Awww...") Well, you're the short good-looking one and Marvin's the tall good-looking one! And there's, you know, the other two guys, you know that... (audience, Dermot and Aston laugh) I'm so in trouble for that one! Okay... in August, Aston and Marvin racked up a £6000 bar bill, this is true...

Aston:
Noo...

Dermot:
Yes it is, you must have been shit-faced!

Aston:
No, well here's the thing right, you gotta think there's me and Marvin, and...

Dermot:
And lots and lots of girls...

Noel:
And a panda. (audience laughter) I saw you getting driven home by a panda.