Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 24

(In Identity Parade, Noel's team have to identify Cheryl Baker of Bucks Fizz. The lineup are all wearing joke glasses with fake noses and moustaches)

Terry:
That was Bucks Fizz with Making Your Mind Up;, so Noel's team, which of our lineup is the singer Cheryl Baker? Is it number one, Making Your Mind Up? Or number two, I've Made Me Mind Up? Number three, I Definitely Know Who It Is? Number four, I'm Having Second Thoughts? Or number five, Oh No It's Number Two? (Number two - the real Cheryl Baker - laughs)

Edith:
Did you see? Two's laughing, it's number two, she's laughing.

Rufus:
What do you mean "it's number two, she's laughing"? You mean the one who looks like exactly like Cheryl Baker!?

Noel:
Look, you can't see what we can see, it's like transsexual Frank Zappas, it's terrifying!

Phill:
People that haven't got HDTV look at the whole lineup and think The Nolans are back together.

Terry:
They are! (Phill laughs)

Imelda:
I think it's number two...

Rufus:
(shouting) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK IT'S NUMBER TWO!? IT'S NUMBER TWO! THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE CHERYL BAKER, THAT IN HIS INTRODUCTION TERRY SAID IT WAS!

Terry:
Okay let's find out...

Noel:
Whoa, whoa, wait a sec Terry! Easy!

Terry:
For God's sake...

Edith:
You know, we wanna make sure...

Noel:
I've got the authority of a seven year old girl! This is ridiculous! Edith's useless, (to Imelda) you're dressed as a ladybird, (to Terry) it's number two!

Terry:
Number two... Will the real Cheryl Baker please step forward? (Cheryl Baker - number two - steps forward and takes off her fake glasses to cheers and applause) It's number two! Now touring with The Original Bucks Fizz, Cheryl Baker, ladies and gentlemen, Cheryl.