NewsRadio, Season 1

Dave:
Listen up, everybody, this is what we're going to do.

Bill:
Standard subway crisis. We know what to do, Dave.

Dave:
I didn't know there was a standard procedure for this.

Bill:
Oh, sure. We send a reporter to the scene. He asks the transit police if he can go in the tunnel. They say no. He says okay. I go on the air every eight minutes and say "Still no news on that disabled train." Business as usual. Let's do it, people!

Dave:
Actually, Bill, if I might, I'd like to try something a little different this time, okay?

Bill:
Okay, how about this? Send reporter, transit police, tunnel-no-okay, me on air every seven minutes, blah, blah, blah. Let's do it, people!