NewsRadio, Season 2

Mr. James:
Melanie, I'm single, you're single, what do you say we get married?

Melanie:
Well I'm glad you finally decided on the direct approach.

Mr. James:
Yeah, well I'm a businessman at heart.

Melanie:
As am I. What's your offer?

Mr. James:
Single rich male seeks matrimony.

Melanie:
Primary residence?

Mr. James:
Westchester County.

Melanie:
Would you be open to considering a secondary residence in Manhattan?

Mr. James:
Central Park West?

Melanie:
South.

Mr. James:
Done. Time spent together.

Melanie:
Eight hours, five days a week.

Mr. James:
Seven hours, twelve hours weekends.

Melanie:
Fifty-five hours aggregate, specifics to be determined later.

Mr. James:
I'm amenable to that. Children.

Melanie:
One.

Mr. James:
Three.

Melanie:
Two.

Mr. James:
Done. But one of them has to be a male.

Melanie:
I'll see what I can do. Vacations.

Mr. James:
December, Hawaii.

Melanie:
June. The Vineyard.

Mr. James:
June fine, but Hawaii.

Melanie:
Nope, the Vineyard.

Mr. James:
Is that a deal breaker for you?

Melanie:
I'm afraid so.

Mr. James:
Me too. Well we gave it a shot.