The Newsroom, Season 1

Mac:
You're going on a date with a cheerleader?

Will:
Not a high school cheerleader, a professional cheerleader.

Mac:
That doesn't make it better!

Will:
Can I help you?

Mac:
She's a student!

Will:
A graduate student.

Mac:
In philosophy?

Will:
Physical therapy.

Mac:
There are better ways to get back at me.

Will:
I'll put up a suggestion box.

Mac:
Can I warn you about something? You're a rich and famous person, and for that reason only, she may want to sleep with you.

Will:
That didn't sound like something that should come with a warning, that sounded like something that should come with balloons.

Mac:
... I loathe you right now.

Will:
You have ink on your face.

Mac:
I WORK WITH PENS!