The Newsroom, Season 1

Will:
Who else's body have you guarded?

Lonny:
We don't talk about that.

Will:
Okay.

Lonny:
Kanye. [pause] It was awesome.

Will:
Are you armed?

Lonny:
I secure my weapon in a gun safe when I come in the building.

Will:
Keep it there. I really don't want an armed guard. Maybe if you were drafted in the first four rounds, I'd feel safer.

Lonny:
Mr. McAvoy.

Will:
You can call me Will.

Lonny:
Yeah, I was gonna do that anyway. I know you're used to being the boss. But you're not anymore. At least for a little while.

Will:
How long?

Lonny:
Until my colleagues chase down the source of the threat or, of course, if you've been successfully assassinated.

Will:
A joke?

Lonny:
What'd you think?

Will:
It was all right. How does this work?

Lonny:
I pick you up at your home in the morning and escort you to your office. Then I pick you up at your office at night and escort you to your home. I'm with you any place that's an unsecured area.

Will:
What's an unsecured area?

Lonny:
Anyplace that isn't your home or your office.

Will:
I'm single. What about a date?

Lonny:
I don't think we should get romantically involved.

Will:
You get one joke a day.