The Newsroom, Season 1

Will:
[holding a bag of pot cookies] Just to be clear for you youngsters, this isn't recreational. It's medicinal. When I was a junior in high school, I was already throwing a 74-mile-an-hour fastball, which puts a lot of stress on your landing leg. I also have epicondylitis in my elbow due to my mess-you-up breaking ball.

Kaylee:
You know, if you just want to bake, that's okay with me. You don't need to go to WebMD to come up with symptoms.

Will:
I don't want to bake. I'm telling you I was an awesome high school athlete, but it's left me in constant physical pain in my knee and elbow. And experts say that medical marijuana relieves the pain and inflammation with fewer side effects than prescription pain killers.

Kaylee:
Which experts?

Will:
The ones on WebMD. Anyway, thank you and thank your friend in LA for getting this for me.

Kaylee:
No problem. He said they're pretty strong. So you should just break off a quarter and eat that.

Neal:
And when this guy says they're strong, they're strong.

Will:
[looking worried for a moment] ...I ate two.

Kaylee:
Okay, well...enjoy yourself and we'll see you in 12 to 14 hours.

Will:
It's fine. I have incredibly high tolerance. That's why I can't feel the Vicodin.

Neal:
You took Vicodin and then ate two cookies?

Will:
Mmm hmm.

Kaylee:
[To Neal] He's fine. [To Will] You're fine...just try to stay away from anything dangerous...electricity, y'know...outside...