Night Court, Season 1

Harry:
Hi there. I'm Harry Stone, and you are…?

Lana:
Vincent Frago and Iris Keller, second-degree obscenity.

Dan:
Yes, Your Honor, these two were apprehended making a porno flick in Central Park.

Liz:
Hold on, there, Counselor. The report clearly states that both parties were clothed at the time of arrest.

Leonard:
Yes. But before that, they were naked as jaybirds.

Dan:
Oh, did I mention that I have a witness?

Leonard:
Leonard Bloom, Your Honor. I saw the whole thing. Unclothed bodies, writhing around in the grass, contorted dances of lust, screams of sexual delight...

Liz:
Objection, Your Honor.

Harry:
Sustained. But damn well put, sir.